The thong was first invented to aid sopranos in sustaining their amazing high notes.
Derived from the Coansia language, ‘thong’ means: an all day wedgie.
Before long, the ingenuity of the thong movement took over and now many women sport all day wedgies as profound evidence of the marvels of modern civilization.
After all, what’s not to love about the obvious self-respecting aspect of an all day wedgie–induced waddle?
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