Fetal Position And Chocolate Truffles

Fetal Position And Chocolate Truffles

I have a phobia of being in an upright position without chocolate in my mouth. The one thing that gets rid of the terror is to lie in a fetal position while someone spoon-feeds me truffles.

It’s called: uppitynochocophobia.

Well, I just thought this was worth the mention.


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  1. See, Tamara, this is where Thor comes in. It’s a process, as you know.

    First, you train him to fetch. From there, it’s not long before it’s truffles he retrieves.

    As for spoon-feeding, that’s not the point, is it? Part of truffles’ excellence is the way they melt ever-so-slightly in your hand while you anticipate – just for a moment – their awesomeness. Then comes the best side effect ever, truffled fingers.

    A spoon? Bah!

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