The COVID-19 Virus and its subsequent quarantine is allowing me to acquaint myself with my furry friends’ finer qualities that I had not observed in the past.
My English Bulldog, Thor, was hiding wings that I have just discovered. Perhaps they budded as a recent trait. I am not sure, and he refuses to say. Bullies are stubborn this way.
Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus
My Bully,
Thor,
sprouted feathered
wings
last Friday
night;
quite amazing
were they;
though startled,
was I,
with shocking
fright!
.
Drool dripped
onto my face
as his
carefree wings
fluttered
in the air,
but to punish
or even scold him,
I simply
would not
dare.
.
In terrific
ecstasy,
he perched
himself
on top
of his dog food
bag,
although he had
no tail
in which to shake
or even
sufficiently
wag.
.
Performing
pre-meal tricks,
such as
rolling over
(though,
in outer-space),
overwhelmed me
with such giddiness,
that I tripped
over my feet,
and landed on
my face.
.
I leapt up
to feed
this marvel,
that once again,
hovered
above my head,
then all the sudden,
he glided
past me,
and began
gobbling down
my last loaf
of bread.
.
Resolving
not to
scold him,
and thinking
about devising,
with him,
a deal,
I offered
to brush
his
pretty wings,
If only,
my food,
he would
no longer
steal!
.
Swooping
underneath me,
away
he flew,
as I clung on,
(so as
not to die);
at that
moment,
I decided
that any grub
Thor
ever wanted
was his,
as higher
and higher
we continued
to fly.
.
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Thank you, Trina! ❤️
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So sorry to bother you. I’m not that good at blogging, reading or joining. I know I started to follow someone on Pinterest who wrote on Sociopaths and Narcissistic personality but not sure of her name. This has something to do with her. But other than that, I’m a bit confused as to what the hell I’m doing or if I make any sense.
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Trina, you are not bothering me, at all. I have memes on Pinterest, and this is also my blog where I write about Sociopathic/Narcissistic Personalities, American Heroes, God & Jesus, and Miscellanies, such as Thor. 😃 On Pinterest, I’m under “New Words, BBYCGN”.
Feel free to contact me, anytime! ❤️
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Thor is absolutely adorable! 🙂
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Awwe, thank you, Wendi. 💞 I will let him know that you said so! 🐶
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🙂
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Was just thinking that you hadn’t posted in a while… it’s good to see you 💕.
Love, light and glitter
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Yes, it has been awhile. Thank you for your sweet message, Eliza. 🌺
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Cute as a button!! Thor looks like great companionship during this time. Animals do have a way of stepping up during bad times.
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Thank you, GP. 💕 He also has a super cute personality, and is quite the ham! LOL…
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English bulldogs are such charming cheeky dogs
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Thanks, MrsWayfarer! 💕 Cheeky is a good word for him… lol. And, yes, he is a charmer. 😃
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It’s true! Bulldogs sprout wings only when they’re super-duper happy. As the Almighty didn’t give them tails, he supplied them with wings instead.
If you had observed closely, pre-quarantine, you would’ve seen wings starting to emerge, but then you left each day to run life’s countless errands. This made Thor so sad, he pulled the wings back inward.
Now, though, he gets Tamara 100%. Nothing stopping the joy now Thor is delirious. He has Tamara 24/7 now! Prepare for takeoff!
Most dogs wag their tails (cats do too). People smile. Bulldogs fly.
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Just found this in my spam folder. Glad I checked!
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You think you’ve made a deal with Thor. Thor knows he’s blackmailed you without you realising it – wing petting in return for the safety of your food! 😂
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Haha, that manipulator! LOL…
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
OH—HEAR THOR SNORE….ZZZZZZZZZZZZ! 😀
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Thank you so much, Jonathan! And, yes, they are major snorers… LOL
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SO..I’d heard. Sometimes my cat is…like his Master!
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🐱 🐶 🐈 🐕
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MEOW…SNORT SNORT SNORT! 😀
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Aww, he’s adorable!
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Well, thank you! 🐶
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