Bulldog Wings and COVID-19 Virus

Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus, BBYCGN

The COVID-19 Virus and its subsequent quarantine is allowing me to acquaint myself with my furry friends’ finer qualities that I had not observed in the past.

My English Bulldog, Thor, was hiding wings that I have just discovered. Perhaps they budded as a recent trait. I am not sure, and he refuses to say. Bullies are stubborn this way.

Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus

My Bully,

Thor,

sprouted feathered

wings

last Friday

night;

quite amazing

were they;

though startled,

was I,

with shocking

fright!

.

Drool dripped

onto my face

as his

carefree wings

fluttered

in the air,

but to punish

or even scold him,

I simply

would not

dare.

.

In terrific

ecstasy,

he perched

himself

on top

of his dog food

bag,

although he had

no tail

in which to shake

or even

sufficiently 

wag.

.

Performing

pre-meal tricks,

such as

rolling over

(though,

in outer-space),

overwhelmed me

with such giddiness,

that I tripped

over my feet,

and landed on

my face.

.

I leapt up

to feed

this marvel,

that once again,

hovered

above my head,

then all the sudden,

he glided

past me,

and began

gobbling down

my last loaf

of bread.

.

Resolving

not to

scold him,

and thinking

about devising,

with him,

a deal,

I offered

to brush

his

pretty wings,

If only,

my food,

he would

no longer

steal!

.

Swooping

underneath me,

away

he flew,

as I clung on,

(so as

not to die);

at that

moment,

I decided

that any grub

Thor

ever wanted

was his,

as higher

and higher

we continued

to fly.

.

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Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus, BBYCGN

Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus, BBYCGN

Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus, BBYCGN

Bulldog Wings and COVID Virus, BBYCGN

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24 Comments

  1. It’s true! Bulldogs sprout wings only when they’re super-duper happy. As the Almighty didn’t give them tails, he supplied them with wings instead.

    If you had observed closely, pre-quarantine, you would’ve seen wings starting to emerge, but then you left each day to run life’s countless errands. This made Thor so sad, he pulled the wings back inward.

    Now, though, he gets Tamara 100%. Nothing stopping the joy now Thor is delirious. He has Tamara 24/7 now! Prepare for takeoff!

    Most dogs wag their tails (cats do too). People smile. Bulldogs fly.

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  2. So sorry to bother you. I’m not that good at blogging, reading or joining. I know I started to follow someone on Pinterest who wrote on Sociopaths and Narcissistic personality but not sure of her name. This has something to do with her. But other than that, I’m a bit confused as to what the hell I’m doing or if I make any sense.

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    1. Trina, you are not bothering me, at all. I have memes on Pinterest, and this is also my blog where I write about Sociopathic/Narcissistic Personalities, American Heroes, God & Jesus, and Miscellanies, such as Thor. 😃 On Pinterest, I’m under “New Words, BBYCGN”.

      Feel free to contact me, anytime! ❤️

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