Dog Ate My Weights, COVID Virus –
I was flurrying about, trying to get back to my sweat-inducing exercise routine during this COVID Virus Quarantine, but my dog had novel ideas for my exercise equipment.
I am not making lame excuses for not exercising; but my dog ate my weights. I tried to make a mad-dash to recover them from his jaws, but he sprung up, and ran away (weights still in his mouth), as fast as a bug darting off into a dark hole (after being discovered).
I was hoping Thor would not drop the weights because I did not want the bamboo flooring beneath him, to thunder, and crack, from the heaviness of his prized possession that he carried about, in his mouth. Brat!
I still have not returned to my exercise routine since the dog ate my weights. Proof is below…