*(Note: This post was is in no way meant to make fun of this serious pandemic, or its victims, but is simply a lighthearted contribution in light of this ongoing, major catastrophe).
So, why did they name the Coronavirus after a beer?
This widespread panic is all new to me.
Why are people so obsessed with toilet paper, all the sudden? Toilet paper doesn’t kill this virus, does it?
What about all the instructions to wash our hands? I started this habit when I was in kindergarten.
Why are some people saying that the Coronavirus is a hoax brought on by the ‘Charmin Bear’ Toilet Paper Company? I didn’t think that bear was actually real, but only a cartoon to get people to buy Charmin Toilet Paper. But, now they’re actually blaming the bear (but still buying it’s toilet paper, by the cases).
But, the biggest, most earnest question I have is this: How do we get our dogs to wear those face masks short of bribing them with a box of Milk Bones (to be given at the end of each successful “mask day”)???
I’m just not getting it.
As usual, I feel like I’m missing something.