Dating Online, Sociopaths

So, I just signed up to try dating online, but have not paid to become a member, yet. This means I am not able to receive or send any messages, at all. I know… what’s the point? No point, really.

I am probably going to delete it, anyway. I am not even sure why I signed up for an online dating site. After all, I don’t want to run into any more Sociopaths.

Anyway, below is my dating profile I wrote on the dating site. I have no idea if it is a constructive introduction, but I just wrote what I felt, at the time:

Hello,

“I would love to share my many interests with a real person, not someone who just looks human, but has no heart or conscience. Know what I mean? No? Ya.

I am not used to dating sites, so I am not ready to become a member, yet. I am still thinking about what sort of pool I might be getting immersed in, and what kind of creatures might be crawling along the bottom.

I am a down-to-earth type of person, but I do soar among the clouds more often than I actually keep my feet on the ground. No, I do not do drugs or alcohol; I am a poet!

I have been told that I am super interesting, and also sweet, thoughtful, humble and empathetic. I am looking for these same qualities in another person. It is okay, though, if you trade the ‘super interesting’ part for intelligence and a good sense of humor.

Also, if I sense that you are a Sociopathic nut job, I will so block you, immediately.

Thank you for your patience, time, and wariness.