Simple Life –
See all the world’s
chaos and strife?
Please just give me
the simple life!
I know this poem is super simple, but I didn’t write it, my cat did. I just put it through the spell-checker for him. When I saw that the spell-checker made more mistakes than he did, I went ahead and edited the poem for him, myself.
My cat wanted to also write his poem in French, since he is bilingual, but I told him there was no need to be a big-shot about it, either.
And he said to them, “Take care, and be on your guard against all covetousness, for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.”