Natural Born Killers –
Snap, Crackle, Pop! This unfortunate response from vulnerable Rice Krispies, drowning in a bowl of milk, is what make these particular victims, of ravenous Natural Born Cereal Killers, such valuable, and highly sought after targets, than that of much less reactive cereals, such as: Cheerios, Corn Flakes, or Frosted Mini Wheats.
You see, many times, Natural Born Killers who murder simply for fun, are looking for a reaction, so it is best for cereals not to give them one. This is why highly emotional grains are so darn attractive to these monstrous killers.
The burning question that comes to mind here, is: “Are Cereal Killers born into this position of being Natural Killing Machines? Or, are they simply born into a natural, ongoing, reckless state of being really, really, freakin’ hungry”?
This question continues to evade the public, and will remain unanswered until further, and more advanced research is undertaken on this long-evaded subject.
Next, we will have a look at Natural Born Cereal Cheaters.