Hate You, WordPress

Hate You, Freakin’ WordPress!

I hate you, WordPress! But… I freakin’ love you! I really do love you, but… I SO HATE YOU!

I’m feeling all romantic, and stuff, over this topsey-turvey relationship I’m having with WP. I’m blushing, right now, and feelin’ oogly-googly shy. Aweee…

Just now, I noticed that WP (that’s my cutesy name for WordPress) is saying that my other site, which I am temporarily having to use in order to ‘comment’ and ‘Like’ my friends’ wonderful posts, might. be. an. imposter! WTF, WordPress, are you for reeeal?

WordPress is trying to project its innate insecurities onto meeee!

It’s trying to frame me! It’s a Smear Campaign! 

Wait… are you freakin’ drunk, WP?

WTF???

WordPress, you hate me! You want to torture me, and rip my left hand off (that’s my prominent hand, you see), and then, murder me! I’m sleeping with one eye open from now on!

I HATE YOU, WORDPRESS! I hate you! But, oh my gosh…Babe… you’re so freakin’, sizzling h…  I love you so!

Can we cuddle?

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“A dying flame
You’re free again
Who could love
And do that to you?

All dressed in black
He won’t be coming back
Well, save your tears
You’ve got years and years

Fool if you think it’s over
‘Cause you said goodbye
Fool if you think it’s over
I’ll tell you why

New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You’re a fool if you think it’s over
It’s just begun”

– Chris Rea

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