Fun Riddles About Narcissists

Below are several fun riddles about Narcissists:

How are Narcissists like fans on a hot day?

Answer:

Although fans promise comfort, all they end up doing is blowing a bunch of hot air around in circles, like Narcissists who, whenever they open up their mouths (even if it’s as simple as offering us comfort), blow a bunch of hot air around in the form of lies.

Thus, Narcissists remind me of fans on a hot day.
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How are Narcissists like three different brands of toothpaste?

Answer:

Even though they each look different on the outside, they all perform and behave in the same way.

Thus, Narcissists are like three different brands of toothpaste.
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How are Narcissists like houses on the market?

Answer:

Even though they are tidy on the outside, they are vacant, not to mention the hidden rot on the inside.

Thus, Narcissists are like houses on the market.
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How is a Narcissist like consuming too much Chocolate Ex-Lax? 

Answer:

Although they are enjoyable, at first, the results are volcanic and detrimental!

Thus, Narcissists come to my recollection when I think about consuming large quantities of Chocolate Ex-Lax. (I am craving chocolate).

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